Elephant Penis
does a blue whales Penis weigh more than an elephant?
I read in a magazine that a blue whales penis weighs more than an elephant. Does anyone know if this is true?
How on Earth did they manage to weigh it?
The weight of the penis varies, of course, depending on the state of engorgement and erectness it is in at the time.
To accurately measure the weight of the erect penis, they’d have to get the whale aroused first. A dead whale’s penis wouldn’t be erect (unless it was a very kinky whale).
However, the length of the blue whale’s erect penis has been estimated at about 2 m (6 1/2 feet) based on observations. Even assuming it’s really thick (I have no idea what the actual proportion of a whale’s girth to length is), and giving it an arbitrary diameter of 50 cm (about the size of really big, mature tree), and assuming a density slightly greater than water (with blood pressure and stuff, let’s say a density of 1.2 g/cm^3) that comes out to a volume of about 0.39 cubic meters, which would weigh about half a ton. Bigger than a person, certainly, but nowhere near the 2 to 5 ton average for an adult elephant.
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